Tuesday, July 1

the repellers and attracters......

off late.... i ve been seein 1ly 2 categories of ppl.... the one who repel women and the one who dont... how to anlyse tht u r under which category...???? here r a few situations to do so.....


situation1:
u walk in to a room.... the music system is playing "blister exists" by slipknot..
after hearing to the jarring guitar.... and freakin supernatural drums solo by joey jordison......the responses are....

repellers: Day-am(Damn) its f***in awesome maan.... i wish i die... rite here rite now....

attracters: enna elavudaa idhu......

situation 2:
due to pona jenma paavam u r goin 2 a movie,wit gal(s), cald "santosh subramaniam" r "bommarilu"... u r watchin the already-gone-nuts genelia talkin to jeyam ravi/siddharth quotin "oru dharava muttina kombu molaikkum"...

attracters: ha ha ha ha.... genelia is choo chweet.... shes lovely....

repellers: O**A MOOODRI!!!!.....

situation 3:
wen already ur stomach is burnin like a "kumpti aduppu".... u see a gethu figure talkin to ur lifelong enemy....

attracters: naan kuduthu vechadhu avlodhaan......

repellers: sappa figure da!!!....

situation 4:
u r down to see romaantic hindi movie, wit gal(s), starring ranbir kapoor... and the gal(s) goes(/go) "ga ga" over him......... watchin his towel dance.....

attracters: yeeeaaah he's way tooo sexy

repellers: WTF??.... am not gay... its tooo obscene....

situation 5:
u r watchin namitha dancin in the big screen wit ur gal frnd beside.... and involuntarily u r whistling to her hippy movemnets... seeing whch ur galfrnd yells.."CHEEEE"

attracters: hey sorry pa..am terribly sorry.... kochukaadha

repellers: podi venna... unaku oru nyayam enaku oru nyayamaaa......

situation 6:
u r totally njoyin the videos of "sam anderson" thala in youtube.. wen she suddenly comes and buffers another video....wer a child sings "jana gana mana"....

attracters: heyyyy.... she's cute pa...

repellers: ean unaku ivlo mattamaana tasteu...


conclusion:
attracters: hav a gr8 time wit the gals...
repellers: u r perfectly under previliged to hv a gal..... try to feel proud to be single.....