Tuesday, July 8

the thirupathi fiasco!!!!

okayy!!!!.. after a long time.... i went to thirupathi.... a holy place of my kula-thala(kuladeivam).... venki....
my trip this time... was the least galpaans trip.... and very worse than the ooty one.... so here i am to warn u guys...
beware of sum of d possible thngs dat can happen 4 sum lame tamil dude like me...

-->all mottai's r not goltees..sry telgus... lotta tamil mottais can also be found..(cos i almost gotta seruppadi wen i kalaichified a tamil mottai in tamil..free)

-->DO NOT sit in any of the parking benches in the streets.. u can c figures laughin at you...cos it carries a "beware of pick-pocketEERS(WTF??)" sign...(yeah i had the same xperience)

-->u can easily correct a figure by speakin telgu than by hindi..(trust me.. it didn wrk 4 me... so it'll wrk 4 u)

-->u wil be forced to eat pulisoru(the prasadam)in a place surrounded by shit and pee...

-->cooling glass is totally necessary... r else u'll be bilnd due to the glarings of india frm the mottais....(thaanga mudila)

-->thirupathi laddu is no more a sphere....

-->u can pee under the board whch says...."Keep the premises clean"...

-->u can hav darshan without bathing for 3 to 4 days....(gabbu thaanga mudila)

-->always prefer morning darshan.... u cant resist the smell of "human gas" i thenoon and evenin time...

-->devasthaanam service committe has completed 75 yrs...so the cleaniness is gonna get worse...

-->Sri varahaswamy is the land owner who gave a small place to venki in tirumala....

-->Venugopalaswamy in "keel thirupathi" is the accounts manager for venki....

and finally

-->there is no sombu 4 kakkoos....

hail thirupathi.... hail india...... hail cleanliness and hygiene....