Tuesday, September 23

how to "piss off" frnds and f**k ppl off......

yeahh.... yeahhh....

if dale carnegie was alive he wouldve shot himself....after seein the title..

if u r one goody-goody lad who dwells his/her nose in self improvement and positive attitutde books..... atlst let this post, let us hope for universe's sake, make u GROW UP....

i dunno why such boooks r published anyway.... creating positive energy around you is their sole motive... wow!!!... attractive isnt it???.....

i can even get u tips on how to become an author of these kinda buks.....
all ya gotta do is think of a gr8 name and "google" it...
it wil list out sum buggers profiles..... luk thru dem.... that guy wouldve walked a mile wit a wund in his leg.... or wouldve lifted a bucket of water witout a thumb....
collect allootta adjectives.... jam it together wit the above incidents.... and end it with the conventional "that is positive attitude" finish...

all these ppl do is wat is said above.... who knos we mite even have an article by paravai muniyamma... on "POSITIVE ATTITUDE".....cos its very easy to WRITE....

the funniest thng is how these thngs drive ppl crazy..... i hav seen lotta kids and kezhads.. goin crazy over shiv keras "you can win"..... how lame it is wen sum1 teaches you how to win..... we all have a mindset of wrkin thru a procedure... nobody s result oriented... we r more concerned abt how v do??? and wt v do??.... rather than "so wat is the end"???.....

wenever u strt a thng don say "i'll do it" intitially.. cos l8r wen u get bummed out.... u cant give a solid reply.... in short.... hate committment....

always use the word "try" to escape or get over most of the situations....as u can say dat i atlst tried.... most ppl say this aint a gud attitude... but who cares as long as it does gud 2 u....

positive attitude doesn favour every1... its like porn..... makes u njoy all time the time u see it... but wen it comes to implementing.... imagine the pain that u r gonna suffer...... and i literally mean the pain... cos bein a pornstar isn dat easy mann!!!...

if u always luk at "how to win frnds and influence ppl"....... dat is gonna be of no use.... "people skill" is a weird term dat is used by lotta fools who thnk dey attract ppl instantaneously wit theiir thots and ideas and move well widdem....whoa whoa wait.. wat is the use????

whos gonna care if u hav ppl skill r not..... i hav a lotta frnds who made out widda lotta gals.... then dey r d ones widda "best ppl skilll"... den.....

don get carried away by the terms like "ppl skills"..... "out of the box thinkin"....."voice in the head"... stuffs....dey r attarctive wen u jus read it... jus a momentary pleasure..... but later the routine starts once again... so y wate time on such stuffs....???

d concept is very simple.... if everybody goes in the same line.... den dey'll jam the line and nothin is gonna come out ultimately.... instead of follwin these kinda stuffs... better be a pessimist r a guy widda negative attitude..... initiallly ppl wil hate u.... but wen u get the result b4 every1.... u can obviously f*k dem off....

don get swayed away by these books..... if u can vividly picturise the comparison i said previously.. u willl know how disgustin it is....

don advertise ur feelings and attitude..... cos der r no buyers for dat in the current market scenario.....
don care abt frnds and pppl..... cos the former will always say dat dey r supportive and then try to change ur attitude... the latter will neither support u nor they will encourage ur attitude.... all dey kno is commentin...

so u freee everythin..... and learn how to "piss off" frnds and f**k ppl off......
cos dat is wat is gonna get u result..... not "positive attitude"......