Thursday, October 9

saaaani thu ya saaaani naaaa......

yeah...... dat was the actual feeeling i got after seein the movie...

early 2008:

me and ma sis wer wrst of the vettis at dat time.....
we dunno wt 2 do as our mom and dad went outside 4 sum wrk.... and the SMPS of ma system was burnt.....
so we had no other choice rather than 2 watch the tv wid some gud dvd ON...
unfortunately v had nothin new... so i told we wil watch wat v usually watch....
"CHANDRAMUKHI".....
at this point of time u shld know sumthin....

flashback:
March 2006....//tortoise coil effect//

it was the time wen the books looked like horrifyin monsters.... yeah ppl...
12th board.... i was a lil kid(apparently not!!!.... i cal maself a kid cos i haven really jerked off even 1ce.....freee)... i was in complete tension abt the xam of the india...
ma sis walked in the room.....

sis:"dei!!! ennada panra"...
me:am the man of the xam of the india freeee.....
sis:nee padichadhu porum..... edhaavadhu padam paakalam vaa.....
me:hmmm.....okay....

in order to relieve the xam tension(he he!!! as if i had one...) we picked up sum dvds frm neighbourhood.... and all were mokka movies.... xcept fot tht one lil shiny disc..... we saw wat it is.... on the cd twas ritten....
"CHANDRAMUKHI"..... thts wen the marathon started....

back to 2008:

i grabbed the cd bag and took the dvd out....
but she said "whoa!!! wait.....
we hav watched this 105 times...."(yeah!!! we kept count...freeeee)
"y not watch a new stuff this time"....

i had no other choice other than listening to her.....
but she suddenly.. to my awe... picked up sum hindi movie dvd....

flashback:
June 2007....//tortoise coil effect//

new gal admitted in a jain gals school... she enters the class....

new gal:hi...every1...
every1: hi.....
student 1:wats ur name???
NG:my name is lavanya...(//in the traditional rhymin style.....btw dats ma sis//)
blah balh blah......

after quite a few blahs about prsnl stuffs......

st1:do u watch movies????
NG: hell yeah!!!!....
st1: wats ur fav???
NG: chandramukhi....
st1:ayyaaaa.... wat pa..... u don watch hindi movies aahhh????
NG: hindi???.... nope....freeee
st1:worssst..... we all watch 1ly hindi movies.... u kno????

a few hours later...

the NEw gal was totally brainwashed.....to watch hindi movies....

back to 2008:

so she picked up a movie.... named "jaane tu yaa jaane na".....
and she played it....
i dunno wat was goin on in the movie.... but within 5 mins i fell asleeep....

after few ezzhhh mins.....

suddenly i woke up....

a song was playin at tht time.....
sum "kabhi kabhi" stuff..... hope its a popular song.... cos i didn like it dats y....
i was thinkin of slowly opening ma eyes at tht time.... but suddenly i saw wat i shldntve seeeen...

"GENELIA"......

it alreadyn took a long time 4 me to recover frm the emotional setback i had after watching her in santhosh subramaniam.....

i was like "OH NOOOOO!!! not again..".....

dat was the time wen the song was almost coming to an end.... and the hero....supposed to be aamir khans cousin.... (ohhh!!! wat a pity).... wil present a "creature" to the heroine.....
me: wat is tht thing?????
sis:its a cat....

i was forcing myself to sleep after dat.... cos it didn look anything like a cat....
and if it were.... i bet it shldve beeen inside out.....

after few mins of awesome sleeep..... ma sis woke me up... cos it was the climax of the movie...

aiyyo!!! kadavul!!!!!

at dat time ma xact words were.....
me:will he win this competetion???
sis: wat competetion???
me: pinna edhukku ippdi odraaann?????
sis: heroine-a paaka poraanda..... pesaama iru....

i dunno wheter to laugh or cry..... but i silently watched....

the running continued fr 2 mins....
and a few more mins...
and a few more...
and a few more...
and a few more....

at this point of time we even started thinkin whether its an ad campaign for "santa claus airport"(santa cruz actuallly...... but i always do dis.....dunno y.... freee)

and a few more mins running....

i was almost dead wen he squatted on the baggage claim rail... jus to pass the security......

and a few more mins running......

and at last the police caught him..... i was literally happpy... and yelled..."avana thookula pottu saavadingada".....

but at tht time the hero yellled "meow!! meow!!..." and started singin in "THE MOST HORRIBLE VOICE"... jus 2 catch heroine's attention.....

at this point we paused the movie..... jus 2 check whether the director's name is "vikraman"... who is famous 4 such endings..... sadly it was a hindi name.....freee

after hearin to his singin... the heroine wil return back and hug the hero.....(irony r sarcasm???.... i'll never kno).....
seein this endin.... i turned to ma sis... and she was already lookin at me....
we both simultaneously said....

"FREEEEE".......

and watched chandramukhi for the 106th time........