oru kozhiyin kooval.....

the perfect strangers..

2009-10-27T05:57:00.000-07:00

all i knew abt the wrds is dat its one of deep purple's masterpiece....

only on sunday i saw there is a band out there ,with the same name, doin full justice to all the deep purple songs.....

the songs included all my favs especially perfect strangers, highway star, burn and so on...

josh (on lead guitar) was literally "burn"ing the floor when the band started singin "burn"... no wonder he is one of the top guitarists in chennai..

perfect starngers are definitely THE band to look out for....

don't be a dumbass like me missing the action of such a tight band, all these days.....

deep purple mite've been the loudest band once....

but the "perfect strangers" were even louder on sunday nite....

watey wow!!

free....

women strike again...

2009-09-24T19:55:00.000-07:00

have u ever heard of something called women liberation?...
they stall up at some end of the street .....holding up banners.... virtually for some non existent woman who got hurt by a safety pin... its quite common....

the funniest thing about these ppl is that, they thnk they r powerful....
whenever u cross these ppl across the street they literally give u a bad-ass look... like they're gonna rip ur heart out and choke it in ur throat.... that shows their toughness it seems.....

these women always wanna surpass and be superlative to men in all categories....

like when men do one thing women always wanna do the same....u buy a reebok shoe, they buy one too.... u get a cooler, they get one too.... u wanna start a pottikadai, they do too....

but u cant call them copy cats....cos they're tryin to come up in society battling thru the backwardness and exploitation they've been facing years and years in the society that is dominated by male chauvinists.....(BULLSHIT????.... hell yeah!!)...

but one thing that women never realise is that, no matter wat they do or where they go, they can never be gr8er than men.....

even at the extent when a woman is tryin to be a penis model... women can never beat men....

u know why????

women want everything..... from a small pin to a sea cruiser(an extent maybe)... they need everything..... they don't want anything to be left out in this world... they want everything to be theirs(?!)....

but all men in this case are very simple and intelligent.....

men want only one thing.....

WOMEN....

a man spends the whole life in his room surfing the net... reading books by some weird author... works out in gym day and night..... dresses in denims almost everytime he goes out.... just so as to get.... a WOMAN

so when a woman gets everything.....

the man gets the woman...

MEN are simpler..... but definitely not dumb.....

hail manhood!!!!

free.....

free.....

2009-09-24T19:29:00.000-07:00

so called facts are fraud.....
they want us to allege and pledge....
and bow down to their god....
lost the culture, the culture lost....
spun our minds and thru time....
ignorance has taken over...
yeah..
we gotta take the power back

The mystery behind magnetism..

2009-06-30T09:09:00.000-07:00

There is always one question that pops up in my mind all the time....

what is a magnetic field and what is its origin...??

The experimental proof obtained as a result of Oersted's experiment confirms that there is a magnetic field around every current carrying conductor.... the polarity of the magnetic field depends on the direction of the current... obtained
as a result of right hand
rule ..... this polarity is generally a fictitious end points
at which the magnet field starts(north pole) and ends(south pole).....

But how come a magnetic field exists around a magnet????

This can be explained with two sensible ideas or theories....

every atom af
an element has a revolving electron.... this revolving electron is
analogous to a loop current .... therefore the this revolving electron
results in a current and hence a magnetic field...this is called ampere
theory....

also another theory states that every electron exhibits its own prpoerty called as
spin ...this spin of an electron is related to the electrondyanmics which again results in a magnetic moment called as spin magnetic moment... this also has an effect on magnetic field of a particular magnet...

generally Fe(iron), Co(cobalt), Ni(nickel) and the alloys of these elements are used for making magnets... {Lanthanides which has an unfilled
"f" shell is also used for making magnets}... artificial magnets are made by subjecting
the alloy or any one of the above materials to heat andcontinud till
the temperature crosses the curie temperature of the material and then cooled in magnetic field.....
In a magnet the circular motion of the electron or the spin of the electron is oriented in one particular direction so that a magnetic moment and hence a field is created......

the questions that am not able to find answer for....are

>>>what is the reason for occurence of the magnetic field in natural
magnets?(in the sense how the spin is oriented in one direction??)

>>>even in the case of artificial magnet, when the spin or the motion of the
electrons are said to be oriented,wil there be a deflection in the
galvanometer or voltmeter connected across the magnet??

>>>with what force or energy is the spin of the electron taking place??(it is
evident from the quantum theory that electron spin only answers to
various properties of elementsincludin periodicity)

any help in finding the naswer will be appreciated.....

freeee.....

achcham thavir....

2009-06-27T21:17:00.000-07:00

i happened to see the movie "anjaathey" once again....
and its been some time since i saw a gr8 movie lik that.....
everything about the movie was too good.... and only seein that u can realise that there r lotsa un-identified good actors existing in tamilnadu or let us say india....

the film has a very dark shade of irony and betrayal..... which makes it a best movie... the actors in specific wer really xcellent..... including the new faces and the so-called lover boy prasanna.....(who btw plays villain in the movie)... and pandiarajan......(xcuse ponvannan's english in this movie)

each and every scene is etched perfectly and u can really feel the pain underwent by every characrter in the movie..... no wonder the director (mysskin) is an akira kurosowa fan... the direction ....even though nowhere near kurosowas level.... was really gud for tamil cinema....

its so pathetic to see movies... which cant even come close to this...screened in film festivals worldwide..... after all this movie is really a tutorial for many aspirin film makers.... cos every scene has an inner meaning to it and every character is treated wit perfection....

if u haven watched this movie yet.... u r really missing some quality stuff that has been made..... this movie is worth all the appreciation and u wil wonder when u see the length of the movie at the end..... there is no lagging phase in the screenplay and the songs surprisingly are enjoyable and not irritatin.....

do chk out this movie.... and imp note: never trust a gals opinion in this movie..... cos they hardly like these movies.....

freeee....

the D.O.D

2009-06-16T20:05:00.000-07:00

fascinating fact.....

my death is on 17-06-2013....

and i died during sleep.....

P.S: ppl who r askin 4 treat (esp GS) wil get it on 18-06-2013.....

freeee.....

fell on black days

2009-05-31T02:58:00.000-07:00

So what you wanted to see good has made you blind
And what you wanted to be yours has made it mine
So don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly
Hands are for shaking
No, not tying.....

I sure dont mind the change
Cos I fell on black days
I fell on black days
How would I know
That this could be my fate
How would I know
That this could be my fate

FREEENESS

2009-05-28T09:06:00.000-07:00

Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?
-Friedrich Nietzsche

der is a stage when everything makes u smile......

thngs dat ve hurted u before.....now making u smile....
thngs datve killed u b4....now making u smile....
thngs whch gave u a conclusion.....now making u smile...
thngs dat appeared complex and sucked ur brain out.....now makin u smile....
thngs dat seemmed odd to you.... now making u smile...
thngs whch drove u insane.....now making u smile....
thngs lik ur fathers yelling.....now making u smile....
thngs lik ur mothers rant.....now making u smile....
thngs lik ur lil sis' advice...now making u smile....
thngs dat u thot of as the best.....now making u smile....
thngs wit which u balme others.... now making u smile...
thngs wit which others blame u....now making u smile....
thngs which u hav liked....now making u smile.....
thngs whch u hav hated...now making u smile....
thngs u considered as life....now making u smile....

this never comes out of exploding and cryin ur heart out.... it arises due to the implosion of all ur feelings...

this may be the state of FREEEENESS... and its better to live that way....

cos life is too short to bore ourselves....

long live freee.......

look closer...

2009-05-11T19:39:00.000-07:00

Long back in iit coaching class....
a frnd of mine stood up and askd a question regardin a particular graph....but the professor couldn xplain.....
for a moment we all felt lik the studs of physics....
suddenly the prof said "some questions/problems in the world cant be answered and doesnt have any solution".....
it sounded really really stupid to us frst....
we even kinda laughed......
cos we r always brought up thinkin every problem in the wrld shld and will hav a solution.....
but not after wat he said.....
he jus gave an instance and asked us to answer....
"take a 100 meter scale, paint 50 meters wit yellow....and paint 50 meters wit red.....
now tel me wats the colur at the 50th meter"

now we felt like total idiots, cos u cant find a possible non-stupid solution to this prob....

but this question widened my thots to a greater extent...
there r no proper solutions to any prob in this world.....
every prob is not even properly observed.....
we don wanna observe anything in this world... we jus need to wile up things away asking for a solution.....
that is why most of the solutions are obatined only by means of an approximation....
solution is jus our way to stop concentratin on the issue....
but observation teaches us a lot more stuffs which is completely irrelevant to the solution....

when u observe closer u can very well observe the greatest thot...."there is nothin rite r wrong in this world".....
we created the 2 extremities.... an answer never gives an end.... even 4 d above quest, there r numerous solutions....
but if 1000 ppl accept one solution we claim that 2 be rite....

we hear ppl say using marijuana isn rite as it is bein publicised only as potentially harmful narcotic...
but in reality marijuana had varied application in the 19th and early 20th century...
this is the result of a closer observation of the so-called drug....

this is how we conceal the hidden meaning in the existence of each and every element in this world.....we point at sumthin and say useless whch wil never be...

and there r a millions of observations yet to be revealed out in this world.... and it wil open up the minds of all the ppl.... solution is jus like a junction not the destination.... sum impatient ppl end their journey at the junction..... but the journey to dstination is more exciting and fascinating......

don jus judge things and come to a conclusion by looking at it...
once u finished lookin...

LOOK CLOSER...

cure for itch

2009-04-25T00:28:00.000-07:00

if there is anythin in the world....

so powerful
so potent

dat can kill all the thoughts in ur mind.....
dat confines ur imagination to a very very small boundary....
dat breaks ur skull and sux all ur knowledge....
dat makes u less decisive......
dat kills the "wanna be" factor in you...
dat makes u forget and leaves u blank...
dat makes u die inside and jus liv 4 d ppl outside....

life wil be a lot more simpler....

freeeeeeeeeeeeeee

losing my religion

2009-04-22T23:32:00.000-07:00

Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees failed
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much......

I thought that I heard you laughing...

I thought that I heard you sing....

I think I thought I saw you try

But that was just a dream
That was just a dream

Try, cry, why try?
That was just a dream
Just a dream, just a dream
Dream

its abt "everybody"

2009-04-22T09:06:00.000-07:00

everybody in the world is perfect....
everybody i kno is rite...
everybody wil talk only gud.....
everybody wil act only gud.....
everybody kno everythin...
everybody follow ethics and morales.....
everybodys opinion is rite.....
everybodys behaviour is perfect....
everybodys attitude is the best....
everybodys comments r d best....
everybody follow law.....
everybody kno formality....
everybodys piece of shit tastes gud....
everybodys d**k fucks the rite pu**y.....

its only me who is not yet fit to b lik dat....
and the gr8st sin that i did is not tryin to be one among everybody....

bt theres sumthin i can do....

i can tel u why
ppl go insane
i can tel u how
u cld do the same
i can tel u why
ppl die alone..
i can tel u on
th shadow on the sun..

freee

the dream...

2009-04-13T22:30:00.000-07:00

this was d dream dat i had last nite....

a cliff....
am standing in front of a man who is pointin his gun at my father....

the man: i'll let u hav the 10 million bucks if u let me shoot ur father....

am standing, staring at my fathers all-sweaty head kissing the gun barrell...

i look down for a min.... and i walk away wit the money.....

gunshot fires.....

*THE END*

start judging me.....

ES

2009-04-11T08:33:00.000-07:00

now i lay me down to sleep....
pray the lord my soul to keep....

if i die before i wake...
pray the lord my soul to take..

lonley day

2009-04-10T08:23:00.000-07:00

and if u go....
i wanna go with you....
and if u die....
i wanna die with you....

take my hands and walk away....

first blood

2009-03-13T09:30:00.000-07:00

i felt somethin empty the whole day....
somethin incomplete....
my heart was aching the whole time.... dunno why....
took my guitar... and tried to play a song.... surprisingly i got the strings rite....
i started playin it.... and at one point of time my fingers were bleeding....
i still continued playin till my strings got red...
my sis rushed in and asked me to stop.....
my fingers r still red... but again am gonna play.....

"the man who sold the world"......

death

2009-02-16T08:21:00.000-08:00

"live ur life to the fullest"
"life is beautiful"...
"enjoy ur life till the end"...

many posters, graffitis, orkut profile titles carry these words...
although we all know dat it is fake..
wat is the purpose of v njoyin d life dat v hav...? v nevr undrstnd the pain of living nor the relief in death...?

"indha nimisham setha ebdi irukum???"....
all i can say is "POTRU"....
death at this moment is really the best dat can happen to me... there is no big responsibility on my shoulder... no pain in the ass... no prob wit ffod shelter and clothing.... my life will come to an abrupt end....and i luv it...

ppl feel like dyin after a loss or failure.... failure in lovelife, academics, family, relations, business ventures etc... but they are forced to death only cos theyve lived this long... life is the most painful thng...

as of now i have almost everything i ve wanted.... most of the ppl got everything wat they wanted for... but can one truly say that he deserves this life that he leads??.. absolutely no... life is not wat v decide.... u never live life in ur own way.....cos its always somebody else's thoughts and ideas wit which u live upon...

this is a cruel world where u get arrested for attempting to kill urself... u don even have the right to death but u hav the right to live..... death is always more precious than life.....

life is nothing but a sexually aggressive prostitute... it tries to fuck u up everytime... the more u njoy.. the more u suffer... the more u go away.... the better u become....

why should v cry for ppl who lost their lives when in actuality they are getting the best ever gift..? we dunno....
life is not to enjoy but to end... nobody counts their bday as no: years they died so far... v celebrate cos everybody loves to fuck the life better than their wife....
nobody finds the purpose of their life.... the main purpose of living is to die...

ur actions and ur decisions wil pave u diff ways to death.... we always care about the way....not about the destination....

the ultimate destination is death....
death gives everything that u ask for... death gives freedom.. death expels u out of troubles... death brings u to a new world where u r greeted.... nobody in the world deserves life... but everybody deserves death....

long live death....

freee

all about gaerlzz......

2009-01-06T09:06:00.000-08:00

2009 jus begun and ppl already strtd or in some case finished listing out... the best and the worstt....

now on my part..... am the same mattai vilundhufyin in the kuttai.....

the possibly worst things that happened wit/concerning/about.... girls..... sry.... gaerlzz.....

-->The occassional use of "cute"......
[GAAAAAD wen wil this ever stop]...

-->"Hey u r really funny pa/ya".....
[prbbly the kevalamaana dialogue used by them... they take too much liberty in using this in the most inappropriate way]

-->"Mumbaila bomb di"
[could it BE more worst????..]

-->"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane na is the best movie ever"
[plzz i request u to committ suicide after reading this entirely]...

-->"Surya is smart ya"
[i guess this wont stop until surya dies]

-->"Khwaajaaa jiiiiiii"
[when i heard a gal singin this all i could say was "aiyo kadavul"]

-->"andha payyan mokka di"
[haiyo raaama indha kazhisadaigalayellam ean uyiroda vitu vechirka].

-->"naan ava kitta pesarenda u don worry"
[attu figs.... vetti scene]

-->"tu meri adhuri pyas pyas"
[i dunno wat tht mean but apparently gals and vshal like it]

-->"SRK is so funky yaar"
[enaku ambuttu englipees theriyaadhu annaachi]

-->"The movie is awesome yaar"
[awesome illadi...unga appan kaasu ellam naasam]

laaast but not least

-->"i wanna pursue higher education"
[po..... poi pulla kuttigala padikka vei.... kappi thanamaaa pesikittu]

on the brighter side sum dudettes already strtd using "free"...."ezzhhh" etc...
so am quite glad......

ezzhhh....wrssttt....freeee

eating with broken teeth..

2008-11-01T05:51:00.000-07:00

deepavali jus got over.....

greeting exchanging....oil bathing... vedi vedching..... mathapu koluthing....norukku theeni eating..... all things....

this time it quite didn feel like a festival.....

it all strtd the day b4 the festival.... wen we had a bunch of sweets and murkkus and ompodis and mixtures...... almost all the known savories..(xcuse d spellings of india..)...

my hand got itchy... so am the go near the sweet box.... took a sweet....wit a mischevous grin on my face..(EZHH....worssstt....freee....)... it lukd like sum kinda hypothetical cross bet a mysur pa and kaju kathili....

so wit lotta interest i had a bite....
that explains the second part of the title......

after hurting my lower jaw completely.....(trust me dats true).... i silently slept dat nite hidin the pain totally....

the next mornin....
kozhi was kooving and am the muliching..... the oil bath wit mira shika got over...
aftr gettin d new dress i the went for vedi vediching....
der is sumthing cald as busswaanam in the gift box.... the bussswaanam(a.k.a flower pot) supposed to throw up colours got angry wid me... and jus exploded in my hand..

for the frst time i hid the pain and acted like an "aambala singam".....

d same thing happened 4 times....

continuously....

i ctrlled the pain in my hand... the tears in my eyes..... and boldly said...
"jujubee".....
i walked back like sappani kamal... wit nondi kaal and nondi kai....and cried like a whino....

oru pinju kaila ithana adiyaaa......

kazhudha ketta kuttichavaru..... again strtd sleepin...

its almost twilight..... wen the neighbours came 2 giv deir sweets....
they wer like...."SAAPUDRA KANNA"....
i was like "ezhhh.."....

dey gave sumthin cald choc cake..... and btw its definitely not wat u thnk...
it lukd like erumachaanam(a.k.a bullshit in english)....wit little cashews on top...
me widda broken teeth had tht bloody thing... i was nt able to ctrl the tears..... i dunno wat i did to deserve such thng.... it was wrse than the traditional deepavali medicine..... hope u kno wat i mean.....

den my mom came by to ask if i wanted anything...
i yelled "aiyyo kadavul" and ran into my room....

and she said..."learn to appreciate good things in life....jagan..."....

ezzhhh..wrst...free.....

saaaani thu ya saaaani naaaa......

2008-10-08T19:16:00.000-07:00

yeah...... dat was the actual feeeling i got after seein the movie...

early 2008:

me and ma sis wer wrst of the vettis at dat time.....
we dunno wt 2 do as our mom and dad went outside 4 sum wrk.... and the SMPS of ma system was burnt.....
so we had no other choice rather than 2 watch the tv wid some gud dvd ON...
unfortunately v had nothin new... so i told we wil watch wat v usually watch....
"CHANDRAMUKHI".....
at this point of time u shld know sumthin....

flashback:
March 2006....//tortoise coil effect//

it was the time wen the books looked like horrifyin monsters.... yeah ppl...
12th board.... i was a lil kid(apparently not!!!.... i cal maself a kid cos i haven really jerked off even 1ce.....freee)... i was in complete tension abt the xam of the india...
ma sis walked in the room.....

sis:"dei!!! ennada panra"...
me:am the man of the xam of the india freeee.....
sis:nee padichadhu porum..... edhaavadhu padam paakalam vaa.....
me:hmmm.....okay....

in order to relieve the xam tension(he he!!! as if i had one...) we picked up sum dvds frm neighbourhood.... and all were mokka movies.... xcept fot tht one lil shiny disc..... we saw wat it is.... on the cd twas ritten....
"CHANDRAMUKHI"..... thts wen the marathon started....

back to 2008:

i grabbed the cd bag and took the dvd out....
but she said "whoa!!! wait.....
we hav watched this 105 times...."(yeah!!! we kept count...freeeee)
"y not watch a new stuff this time"....

i had no other choice other than listening to her.....
but she suddenly.. to my awe... picked up sum hindi movie dvd....

flashback:
June 2007....//tortoise coil effect//

new gal admitted in a jain gals school... she enters the class....

new gal:hi...every1...
every1: hi.....
student 1:wats ur name???
NG:my name is lavanya...(//in the traditional rhymin style.....btw dats ma sis//)
blah balh blah......

after quite a few blahs about prsnl stuffs......

st1:do u watch movies????
NG: hell yeah!!!!....
st1: wats ur fav???
NG: chandramukhi....
st1:ayyaaaa.... wat pa..... u don watch hindi movies aahhh????
NG: hindi???.... nope....freeee
st1:worssst..... we all watch 1ly hindi movies.... u kno????

a few hours later...

the NEw gal was totally brainwashed.....to watch hindi movies....

back to 2008:

so she picked up a movie.... named "jaane tu yaa jaane na".....
and she played it....
i dunno wat was goin on in the movie.... but within 5 mins i fell asleeep....

after few ezzhhh mins.....

suddenly i woke up....

a song was playin at tht time.....
sum "kabhi kabhi" stuff..... hope its a popular song.... cos i didn like it dats y....
i was thinkin of slowly opening ma eyes at tht time.... but suddenly i saw wat i shldntve seeeen...

"GENELIA"......

it alreadyn took a long time 4 me to recover frm the emotional setback i had after watching her in santhosh subramaniam.....

i was like "OH NOOOOO!!! not again..".....

dat was the time wen the song was almost coming to an end.... and the hero....supposed to be aamir khans cousin.... (ohhh!!! wat a pity).... wil present a "creature" to the heroine.....
me: wat is tht thing?????
sis:its a cat....

i was forcing myself to sleep after dat.... cos it didn look anything like a cat....
and if it were.... i bet it shldve beeen inside out.....

after few mins of awesome sleeep..... ma sis woke me up... cos it was the climax of the movie...

aiyyo!!! kadavul!!!!!

at dat time ma xact words were.....
me:will he win this competetion???
sis: wat competetion???
me: pinna edhukku ippdi odraaann?????
sis: heroine-a paaka poraanda..... pesaama iru....

i dunno wheter to laugh or cry..... but i silently watched....

the running continued fr 2 mins....
and a few more mins...
and a few more...
and a few more...
and a few more....

at this point of time we even started thinkin whether its an ad campaign for "santa claus airport"(santa cruz actuallly...... but i always do dis.....dunno y.... freee)

and a few more mins running....

i was almost dead wen he squatted on the baggage claim rail... jus to pass the security......

and a few more mins running......

and at last the police caught him..... i was literally happpy... and yelled..."avana thookula pottu saavadingada".....

but at tht time the hero yellled "meow!! meow!!..." and started singin in "THE MOST HORRIBLE VOICE"... jus 2 catch heroine's attention.....

at this point we paused the movie..... jus 2 check whether the director's name is "vikraman"... who is famous 4 such endings..... sadly it was a hindi name.....freee

after hearin to his singin... the heroine wil return back and hug the hero.....(irony r sarcasm???.... i'll never kno).....
seein this endin.... i turned to ma sis... and she was already lookin at me....
we both simultaneously said....

"FREEEEE".......

and watched chandramukhi for the 106th time........

how to "piss off" frnds and f**k ppl off......

2008-09-23T08:43:00.000-07:00

yeahh.... yeahhh....

if dale carnegie was alive he wouldve shot himself....after seein the title..

if u r one goody-goody lad who dwells his/her nose in self improvement and positive attitutde books..... atlst let this post, let us hope for universe's sake, make u GROW UP....

i dunno why such boooks r published anyway.... creating positive energy around you is their sole motive... wow!!!... attractive isnt it???.....

i can even get u tips on how to become an author of these kinda buks.....
all ya gotta do is think of a gr8 name and "google" it...
it wil list out sum buggers profiles..... luk thru dem.... that guy wouldve walked a mile wit a wund in his leg.... or wouldve lifted a bucket of water witout a thumb....
collect allootta adjectives.... jam it together wit the above incidents.... and end it with the conventional "that is positive attitude" finish...

all these ppl do is wat is said above.... who knos we mite even have an article by paravai muniyamma... on "POSITIVE ATTITUDE".....cos its very easy to WRITE....

the funniest thng is how these thngs drive ppl crazy..... i hav seen lotta kids and kezhads.. goin crazy over shiv keras "you can win"..... how lame it is wen sum1 teaches you how to win..... we all have a mindset of wrkin thru a procedure... nobody s result oriented... we r more concerned abt how v do??? and wt v do??.... rather than "so wat is the end"???.....

wenever u strt a thng don say "i'll do it" intitially.. cos l8r wen u get bummed out.... u cant give a solid reply.... in short.... hate committment....

always use the word "try" to escape or get over most of the situations....as u can say dat i atlst tried.... most ppl say this aint a gud attitude... but who cares as long as it does gud 2 u....

positive attitude doesn favour every1... its like porn..... makes u njoy all time the time u see it... but wen it comes to implementing.... imagine the pain that u r gonna suffer...... and i literally mean the pain... cos bein a pornstar isn dat easy mann!!!...

if u always luk at "how to win frnds and influence ppl"....... dat is gonna be of no use.... "people skill" is a weird term dat is used by lotta fools who thnk dey attract ppl instantaneously wit theiir thots and ideas and move well widdem....whoa whoa wait.. wat is the use????

whos gonna care if u hav ppl skill r not..... i hav a lotta frnds who made out widda lotta gals.... then dey r d ones widda "best ppl skilll"... den.....

don get carried away by the terms like "ppl skills"..... "out of the box thinkin"....."voice in the head"... stuffs....dey r attarctive wen u jus read it... jus a momentary pleasure..... but later the routine starts once again... so y wate time on such stuffs....???

d concept is very simple.... if everybody goes in the same line.... den dey'll jam the line and nothin is gonna come out ultimately.... instead of follwin these kinda stuffs... better be a pessimist r a guy widda negative attitude..... initiallly ppl wil hate u.... but wen u get the result b4 every1.... u can obviously f*k dem off....

don get swayed away by these books..... if u can vividly picturise the comparison i said previously.. u willl know how disgustin it is....

don advertise ur feelings and attitude..... cos der r no buyers for dat in the current market scenario.....
don care abt frnds and pppl..... cos the former will always say dat dey r supportive and then try to change ur attitude... the latter will neither support u nor they will encourage ur attitude.... all dey kno is commentin...

so u freee everythin..... and learn how to "piss off" frnds and f**k ppl off......
cos dat is wat is gonna get u result..... not "positive attitude"......

transformation???????

2008-08-27T08:30:00.000-07:00

letd strt widda basic defintion of two words..

depression,n:The condition of feeling sad or despondent,characterized by an inability to concentrate, insomnia, loss of appetite, anhedonia, feelings of extreme sadness, guilt, helplessness and hopelessness, and thoughts of death.

aggression,n: Behavior that is intended to threaten or inflict physical injury on another person or organism.....

as u c the contradictin between the two is quiiiiiiite clear....

but surprisingly i heard that the major cause of ma aggression is cos of the depression in me due to ma prev relationship issues.....

okayyyy.... i can guess dat most of u wud be laafin.. 4 sure..... freeee....

comments arise dat i transformed ma depression into sum sort of aggression... so as to pretend dat am nt depressed.... well... dat gives me a gr8 plot for a short movie....

but isn it quite funny dat ppl r xplainin ma life to me..... i kno how i've been since 16..... the aggression is inborn....

i know in future am gonna suck.. 4 sure.... but i wil never get depressed... unless "freeee" is removed frm the dictionary... i always "freeee" once it is nt clickin.... dat has been ma way 4 quite a long time... i don like gettin serious into evertyhin...(der are few xceptions like WEPS)..... so it is to make clear jagan will never get inflicted by committment..... on any possible way....

committment sux....

am the "free" guy..who "frees" everythin... so freeee.... sum ppl gotta undrstnd me alllot.... dey mite even be readin this.... who knos???....(spooooookyyy!!!!)....
so... freee committments.... wen u talk to me... coz i the don the like.... freeee....

wth full mental stability.. and lesser confusion... yours insincerely...

jagan....freeeee......

Fest-de-Lumiere

2008-08-25T04:47:00.000-07:00

ahhh!!!! the day....

incase if u don get the meaning.... it means festival of ligths...

yeah!!,,, pl twas the REC-EEE's tech symposium....
dere s nothin much to rite abt it..

but surprisngly this years best decoration for a sypmposium was frm our dept 1ly..
we r such proud jackasses.....

to sum up dat ws the overall gethu of pur symposium... the rest was a suckfest as usual.....

i was incharge of the quiz committee... and frm the feedbacks dat v got ferm the visitors ours was the best event overall.....
//ma face is damn straight//

thnx 2 don & upma.... cos its1ly their efforts dat made it a grandeur....
dey spent hours together to bring the best in quiz....

and me... the lazy goose of india commented and criticised their wrk...

bt all i can say to them is......FREEEEEEEEE...

der wer equal efforts frm all da parts... bt i felt like i didn do nethin.... it was reflected on the staff co-ord's face....

WORST.....

hope it becomes better nxt time.....and atlst tht time lemme do sumthin...

to sum it up our techfest sucked xcept for the quiz.....(am nt boastin ma frnds... dats the truth..)))

top(ic)lesss.... [confessions....]

2008-08-24T09:59:00.000-07:00

this is 2 warn u guys dat am ritin this post under utter confusion and dizziness... resulted due to ma prev post....

so wat is this gona b about....

nudity?????

noooooooooooooooooooooooooope...

am sry/..... dats nt wt i meant....
but this mite b a new name for me soon... am already famous for takin seminars in whch i totally deviate frm the topic...to end up in sumthin dat is nt even remotely related to the topic...

i create the chain of un-conectable events to form my speech.... whch r nothin but my emotional outbursts..... freeeeeee.....

and ppl say dat i lack the nrml brain of a human... is tht so????... may be...

am slowly becomin a "udavaakarai"..... jus cos of ma so cald aggression....

sum ppl r tryin to help me out.... but sum ppl already guessed dat am incorrigible.... wt the do... lemme go.... plzzzzz....

so i confess to ma fellow society of active feminists... and pro woman gang....and a few pathetic dudes...... dat am sry 4 showin ma agitation and anger in ma prev posts in a way whch u never liked.......

(WOW!!!!! didn see dat cumin)

but.......don wry i wil nt stop doin so.... cos u kno.....

am "TOP(IC)LESS"....

the untitled emo's

2008-08-16T20:56:00.000-07:00

"What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?"

Friedrich Nietzsche

i do hate the society for sum of its wrst conventions.... u c ppl enjoyin committments all the way thru.... they always go like...."i found the rite gal"... "she is the one"..... "i am all hers".... but wat is all the fuss widdis committment issues....

edhukuda indha maanamgetaa pozhappu.....

these bloody committment spoils u totally....trust me... u'll realise it one day...

wen u feel like getting into a committment... play the so..what?? game....
wen u feel thth u found a rite gal.... ask urself so????
i feel gr8 widder......so????
she wil be a partner for me all thru malife.... so????
she is gonna xpect love and care frm me....... so????
i gonna hav 1 person who ii luv the most..... so????
WE'LL GET MARRIED....so????
we'll hav a family.... so???
we'll live happily ever after..... so????

"wat so???? dat is it...."

how abrupt it is.... thnk off....

u live happily ever after..... but there ar pl out there who cant even spell happy...
wat hav u done to them....??

making ur bloodlets "happy", is wat u r gonna do.........????

worssstttt......!!!!!!!!!

givin advice is not my job.....

but thnk....

if u r one lame guy wit aim of makin it big..... marriage isnt the option for u... it makes u concentrate more on settlement rather than achievement....
i hav seeen number of instances where pppls talents r simply suppressed jus becauseof the marriage and committments.....
u strt doin thngs whch sumbody likes... adn u spoil ur own creativity.... whch s the wrst that can happpen to ne1.... "creativity" is all u got within u.. apart frm the misc charcteristics frm genetic inheritance..... u wanna sacrifice ur inner power 4 sum1 who xpects "care" "luv" at the cost of the former.... piss off.... this aint rite....

plzzz.... thnk dat marriage is 1 convention tht v created.... so it is nt a necessary practice like peeing r shitting... the latters r necessary 4 survival.....

luv comes out without a reason.... oooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!

nothing can be there without a reason..... i ve seen ppl falling in luv wit a gal jus cos their frnds r doing so... copy cats?????

"we luv each other... but v dunno y...."... the second most popular dialogue nxt to rajini's punch..... wen u can do a thng without reason... y nt do everythin like dat... ???? is dat wat life tot u..... "my man!!! do thngs without reason.."... theres gotta b reason 4 everything.... luv is an ambiguous term.... u can chnge its meaning at ne time.... neway.... now so far ........ppl who r by my side.... wil thnk am gonna talk abt luvin parents and siblings... HELLALLO!!! ppl... f*** off... am not gonnna say dat either....

to make it clear let us go by the vedic path....."shed all ur attachements....thou shall travel the path to ultimatum".... the relationships are all crap.... "samsaara" is bullshit..... aim 4 ur ultimatum.... don 4get there is a leader in u.... vivekananda... didn marry... sacrificed his teen cravings over lust, passion and love... jus 4 the sake of society.... but instead of jus talkin like him.... go down and change the system.... rationalise... revolutionalise.... change watever u wanna... nothing can benefit everybody... 1000 ppl wil say u r stupid... don care.... million ppl wil follow ur "stupid" idea later....

don fear to xpress ur creativity.... fear wen ppl corrects it... don sacrifice ur creativity for sum cupid... fcukin marriage... society needs ppl like this.. i plannd to sacrifice my life.... its nt ur parents who made u grow.... its science and society.... parents never spend money 4 ya.. they invest in u.... u r nothin but a back-up for them..... nothin more nothin less... if this is how u feeel uptil this point.. try to change....

visualise a society with no bosses... nobody is indifferent.... everybody wit a same attitude.... twrds the development of larger portion of society.... everything is almost the same... nothing is costly nothing is cheap.... nothing is high and nothing too low... everything is "one and the same" ultimately....

ppl used to cal such a society as "UTOPIA"..... but i wud like to chnge its name to "INDIA"....

after talkin like this 4 an hour to my frnd..... he says...." u made me luv committment!!!! thank u!!!"....

upfffffffff!!!!..... i don hv brains to undrstnd ppl..... wat the do???.... freeeeee....

y women suck?????

2008-07-31T05:31:00.000-07:00

statuatory warning: its not a bloody third rated topic

it a popualr notion... some of the hard hittin guys wud agree to it,.... but still... its true mann...

We see it everytime.... any place... any time...
first and foremost women hav this popular opinion regardin guys to be woman chasers.... and nevertheless.... guys keep goin behind them....

women seem to take anythin and everythin seriously.... xcept 4 d case of luv.....:P

they act like they never wanna lose even once...
cos they always always want victory..... which on representing in a vennn diag will result in jus one circle wit proabability value of 1.... thts impossible mann....

U c women fightin 4 rights and stuffs... the one thng tht ponders me on tht issue is..... wat the hell did they do wit the available rights..????????.
sum times the thing they ask for goes way beyond the level such tht we hav to invent millions of dimensions so as to bring to the region of "POSSIBILTY"....
thats wts makin them way more stupid....
we c women in urban areas gettin westernized ...
thts one of the wrst thngs dt they can do to show them dat they r equal to men....

The culture gets spoiled totaly cos of the feminist activities.... they fight against the screening of obscene movies.... rite stuff.... wat about the obscenity tht prevails in the women society... wen u ask such question.. all u get is a ten page lecture on feminism and women's liberation... dat luks way more funny... is tht how they want a liberation????????.... dress materials like chudidhar, salwar r innate to the indian community... but stilll women find it less "stylish"(WTF??) and "trendy"..... if u ask dem "so wt???"... they'll hv another ready-made answer:"the dress doesnt suit the weather..."

this is peculiar... women in countries like dubai and emirates....never regretted nor gave up wearing purdhas.... r watever u call it..... the country is allot more humid and hot than its up here....

Women always want security.... security in everyting.... but stilll they need allot more..... its always a misinterpreted notion tht women r suppressed in indian society.... funny to say... v hv seen vadivelu gettin beaten like helll by kovai sarala... dats the case of indian husbands up here....
v hav seen allotta mega serials potrayin the "maamiyar marumagal" sandai.... y cant the feminists.... go against this...
"yeah we do take steps"... dats the solid reply dat u can get 4m dem.... but thnk about this.... lukin at the rock bottom of this issue... we can clearly see tht these issues arise due to the immaturity of woman.....
they always tend to overpower their counterparts....
for dem.....losin their position is like loosin a valuable asset.... they cant bear the responses wen they r forced to enter the world of betrayal, failure, partiality, cruelness, inhumanness... cos their heart is alot more tender...

In a country wit a law against eve teasin.... woman expect to rule the world... such a judicial statement clearly exhibits the impotency of women to fight against the social outkasts who do such thngs....rather they take the advantage of this thng so tht they can tease the guys...am waitin for the day wen adam teasin becomes illegal...

But chk out the complaints tht r made in colleges and schools... u can find the majority to be filed by the women.... and the reasons wil be way too silly... mainly against men...

ppl in the other part of the world don give a damn abt these things.... cos fr them stuffs like sex and one night stand is equal to kissin stuff in india.... but here its way tooo much.... atlst its happenin on the darker side here... but still its worst wen every1 knos it...

i accept feminists like hang san su chi..... and she is the only woman who is worth a worship... in a world where women fight for puerile rights....

women dunno their limits... they thnk feminism is sum kinda helpin word for them to do dharnas and masquerades.... but on a deeeper note the more and more they talk about liberalisation... they realllly really suck.....

popular updates 4 d week....

2008-07-27T07:21:00.000-07:00

here r sum pplr updates 4 dis week....

--> got a new mobile...sum dudes call it a korean model.... who cares...

--> went to iv whch incrsd ma interest in power sector....

--> power electronicslaam puriya aaramichiduchu..(gethu)

--> frst time havin doubt of goin to germany....

--> thnkin of pursuin a crse on power after engg crap...

--> f*** off ppl.. am gonna put scene wimma new mobile....

the dog had its week...

2008-07-18T20:05:00.000-07:00

hv u ever been humiliaed back to back????... totally worn out??? completely insulted???? over kalaichified????... utterly disppointed???.. FOR SEVEN DAYS!!!!?????? hi-5 for the "yes" ppl..... a polite f*** off 4 the "no" ppl....
so wt the hell hpnd 2 me... here it goes...

--> thot of completin ma unfinished exp on monday.... he he he... vaaipay illaama pochu...

--> didnt submit even 1 assig on the scheduled date...(naan padikkira payyan.. :p)

--> gave the wrst seminar on positive attitude citin sehwag as an xample....( WTF was sehwag doin in dat speech???)

--> disppointed viji ma'm wit the above speech(worst ever)

--> got black & blue scoldings frm ma dad 4 my french beard.....(terrror ah!!!!)

--> kotttified the vayatherichl of ma classmates provin the non-existence of god..

--> humiliated gandhi(surprisingly) in the above-mentioned speech...(everybody is suhtifyin in rathaverri)

--> got asingapaduthified to the core by my cousin sis...( she never does that...dats y)

to get a break frm all these i tried to sit on the system to read ben goldacre's bad science column... and there goes the last one....

--> The SMPS of ma sys got bursted.....

okayyyyy!!!!!!.... THE B'DAY

2008-07-14T05:00:00.000-07:00

on a fine sunday morning....sry..... EARLY mornin..... the same day..... 19 yrs ago.... wen th wrld saw the birth of the genius (dats me...)..... we the guyzzz.. losing our sleep..... wen to the "non-stop giggli" girl upma's house to throw her a (supposed 2 b) surprise party..... (i said supposed to be...cos i already "leaked" the matter..)... but still twas a surprise cos.... twas EARLY MORNING.....

jokes apart... frankly speakin..... dese r sum of the most un-common thngs dat hpnd in ma b'day...

--> got 3 back to back cals at midnite(not exactly midnite).....

--> woke up and thalaikku kulichified in early mornin...(worstesttt)

--> didnt go to koil in the mornin....(saw anchi 1ly by noon)

--> got a "same to u" 4 d frst time... wen i wished "happy birthday" to ma frnd....

--> had a wrst smellin thng on ma shoulder after REP sprayed sumthin on to me....

--> got b'day bums 4m gals....(wt can b more wrse than dis)

--> had the best cake in ma life.... others wer playin wit it(choc cake maaa).....wrst fellows..

--> had 2 puffs and 3 sandwiches as ma breakfast.....(seriously...dat was ma dream..

--> made the wound in ma tongue more severe by drinkin more pepsi....

--> made allotta spl plans.... 4 whch i donated Rs.500/-....(really an unusual thngi)

--> throwed a party to a big..."soru eating" gang in bakya......(dats no:2)

finally the best part.....

--> got the best give of ma life..... an einstein shirt with his pic and e=mc^2 ritten rite below his face....
i luv this shirt guys..... enna paatha odaney einstein nyabagamdhan varudhunu sollaama sollitaanga... nemba dhaangs.... finally thnx 2 all ma frnds who made this day spl...(overraa nenja nakkitano)....

the thirupathi fiasco!!!!

2008-07-08T06:41:00.000-07:00

okayy!!!!.. after a long time.... i went to thirupathi.... a holy place of my kula-thala(kuladeivam).... venki....
my trip this time... was the least galpaans trip.... and very worse than the ooty one.... so here i am to warn u guys...
beware of sum of d possible thngs dat can happen 4 sum lame tamil dude like me...

-->all mottai's r not goltees..sry telgus... lotta tamil mottais can also be found..(cos i almost gotta seruppadi wen i kalaichified a tamil mottai in tamil..free)

-->DO NOT sit in any of the parking benches in the streets.. u can c figures laughin at you...cos it carries a "beware of pick-pocketEERS(WTF??)" sign...(yeah i had the same xperience)

-->u can easily correct a figure by speakin telgu than by hindi..(trust me.. it didn wrk 4 me... so it'll wrk 4 u)

-->u wil be forced to eat pulisoru(the prasadam)in a place surrounded by shit and pee...

-->cooling glass is totally necessary... r else u'll be bilnd due to the glarings of india frm the mottais....(thaanga mudila)

-->thirupathi laddu is no more a sphere....

-->u can pee under the board whch says...."Keep the premises clean"...

-->u can hav darshan without bathing for 3 to 4 days....(gabbu thaanga mudila)

-->always prefer morning darshan.... u cant resist the smell of "human gas" i thenoon and evenin time...

-->devasthaanam service committe has completed 75 yrs...so the cleaniness is gonna get worse...

-->Sri varahaswamy is the land owner who gave a small place to venki in tirumala....

-->Venugopalaswamy in "keel thirupathi" is the accounts manager for venki....

and finally

-->there is no sombu 4 kakkoos....

hail thirupathi.... hail india...... hail cleanliness and hygiene....

enna koduma saravanan

2008-07-05T08:26:00.000-07:00

We the ppl of india....r now mookaala azhudhufyin for petrol price rise and inflation......
we the ppl of india thnk v r d wrst among every other nation.....
the answer is

"NO"

for instance.. let us consider the-kicked-outta-the-cricket-pool nation zimbabwe....

wen the inflation was 10000% one billion zimbabwian dollars ws equal to one US dollar.... now the inflation is 16500%.... so an indian wit jus Rs.100/- is a multi millionare in zimbabwe...

today the currency is not even issued in the form of bank note..... instaed most bills r bearer cheques wit an expiry date.... In practice prices double every 2 r 3 days and the notes become worthless long b4 dey officially expire....

German Water mark ppr companies hv stopped delivering pprs to mugabe's reserve bank...

this is zimbabwe ppl.....

and comin to the matters of petrol price rise.... v find middle class ppl creatin traffic jam in petrol bunks..... if this is the case in here... wats our neighbourin nation china do???

there is one big african nation cald "Sudan"... it has the so-cald "kacha oil"/mineral oil......refining whch one can obtain the petrol.... but there seems to be an everlasting/persistent/frequent/not-so-uncommon kinda conflict between the northern and the southern Sudan.... and this conflict lies basically on the dominance of the muslims over the other ppl...

china effectively uses this situ and supplies the weapons to sudan in return for petrol..... but sudan wthout knowin the value of their reserves.... get resurces and weapons 4 mass destruction....

and china politely gives a "F*** off" to the UN regardin this issue... but The GR8 India is still suckin like dey've never sucked b4....... wat the do???? vidhi valiyadhu.....

the repellers and attracters......

2008-07-01T05:01:00.000-07:00

off late.... i ve been seein 1ly 2 categories of ppl.... the one who repel women and the one who dont... how to anlyse tht u r under which category...???? here r a few situations to do so.....

situation1:
u walk in to a room.... the music system is playing "blister exists" by slipknot..
after hearing to the jarring guitar.... and freakin supernatural drums solo by joey jordison......the responses are....

repellers: Day-am(Damn) its f***in awesome maan.... i wish i die... rite here rite now....

attracters: enna elavudaa idhu......

situation 2:
due to pona jenma paavam u r goin 2 a movie,wit gal(s), cald "santosh subramaniam" r "bommarilu"... u r watchin the already-gone-nuts genelia talkin to jeyam ravi/siddharth quotin "oru dharava muttina kombu molaikkum"...

attracters: ha ha ha ha.... genelia is choo chweet.... shes lovely....

repellers: O**A MOOODRI!!!!.....

situation 3:
wen already ur stomach is burnin like a "kumpti aduppu".... u see a gethu figure talkin to ur lifelong enemy....

attracters: naan kuduthu vechadhu avlodhaan......

repellers: sappa figure da!!!....

situation 4:
u r down to see romaantic hindi movie, wit gal(s), starring ranbir kapoor... and the gal(s) goes(/go) "ga ga" over him......... watchin his towel dance.....

attracters: yeeeaaah he's way tooo sexy

repellers: WTF??.... am not gay... its tooo obscene....

situation 5:
u r watchin namitha dancin in the big screen wit ur gal frnd beside.... and involuntarily u r whistling to her hippy movemnets... seeing whch ur galfrnd yells.."CHEEEE"

attracters: hey sorry pa..am terribly sorry.... kochukaadha

repellers: podi venna... unaku oru nyayam enaku oru nyayamaaa......

situation 6:
u r totally njoyin the videos of "sam anderson" thala in youtube.. wen she suddenly comes and buffers another video....wer a child sings "jana gana mana"....

attracters: heyyyy.... she's cute pa...

repellers: ean unaku ivlo mattamaana tasteu...

conclusion:
attracters: hav a gr8 time wit the gals...
repellers: u r perfectly under previliged to hv a gal..... try to feel proud to be single.....

WEPS

2008-06-18T08:59:00.000-07:00

This s gonna be a real thing in future......
WEPS is an acronym of WATT Ever Power Solutions..... which is one of my all time dream......
from the name it is quite obvious that the heart and soul of the industry is to cater all the needs regardin power requirement.....

but includin the existin circumstances, we would like to extend our boundaries to the fuel problems resultin in power(electrical basically)driven automotives... but the main aim is to generate power from available alternatives rather than the existin coal and other reserves...

its highly a buddin idea... which is still under process under the concern of me and ma frnds...

this plan has an xtended version, by which training is given to al the ppl who finish their schooling.... byt this they get dual benefit... 1: getin B.E degree at relatively lower value of money... 2: Two years work experience certified by the WEPS....

WEPS will then conduct a series of screening process to select the employers who r gonnna get retained in the company..... counselling wil be done for the rest...

this is a simple implementation of the traditional gurukul system over the Mccaulay system.....

This type of education makes the students focussed on wat they're doin.... and also a chance for implementin their innovative projects.....

the important point the money require is relatively less to complete engg.... which is a prime concern for most of the people...

the main idea however is to provide solutions to problems regardin power and affiliated subjects...

am working on it real hard...so tht after 20 odd years i can make it possible.... so guys who r ready to help/advice/comment/criticise r most welcome....

jaggenius
co-founder
WEPS

"aaru pottalam"

2008-06-07T23:28:00.000-07:00

enna elavuda idhu....
idhu dhaan modhalla ungaluku thonirkum...
idha evlo per sariya padicheengannu enaku theriyaadhu...but the title is the literal tamil translation of "SIX PACK"....
aalalukku idha pathi dhaan pesuraanga.....
ozhunga irukuara vayirla...pulla pethu stichu pottaa maari 6 cuttu irundha adhaan six pack-aam...

edhuku indha polappu...???
appa thaana barebodyla foto eduthu figureaa madakka mudiyum....

stallone, brad pitt la aaramichu... jhon abraham, hrithik varikum vandhu....ippa surya dhanushlaam valakka aaramichittaanga pa....

daily oru palamdhaan madhiya saapaadam... verum paalum kanjiyumdhaan kudipaangalaam...

YOV!!!.. bedhi pudingina annikay pathu masala dosa saaptavangada naanga..... paalu, breaddu, palamnu saapta... en udambu enna aavardhu....

namakellam chestku keela "single bag" dhan... "six pack"lam kedayaadhu....
naanavadhu parava illa... enga veetla ellarkum nenjuku keela "six bundle" dhan... avangalaam feela panraanga...

indha padathayellam paathuttu...coll pasanga(enna maari irukaravangala thavira) panra alumbu irukay..... yappapappapppappappappaaaa....

kaalaila 5 maniku.. bathroom povaano illiyo.. correctaa gymku poiduvaan... anga poi ezhu kilo, ettu kilo dumbles thookuvan... idhay veetla thanni kodatha thooka sonna, thalaivarukku maanam poidumaam... ennangada dei!!!.....

naanum anga poi paathen... paradesi pasanga ellam enna weightu.... manushan thookuvana....

idhellam mudichutuu veliya varumbodhu dhan iruku unmayaana comedy.... kakkathula katti vandha kaaka maari.. kayya virichuttu varuvaanunga paarunga... ayyoyyo... vadivelu thothuduvaaru....

edhukuda indha maanangetta pozhappu nu ketta.... adhellam gethu mapla nu solraanunga...

makkalay.. dhayavu senju valarunga.... arokya paal kuduchu kooda aarokyama irundhavanga undu.... anju varusham exercise panni, alpaaisula ponavanum undu...

idhellam sonna nammala kenayannu solraanga.....

# nilai maarum ulagil...
nilaikum endra kanavil....
vaazhum manidha jaadhi...
adhil vaazvadhillai needhi...#

the fools of india.....

2008-06-04T08:25:00.000-07:00

"naaadu kettu pochunga"

"ellamay thappa nadakudhu"

"engala eamaathittaanga"

"makkaloda panatha thingira ivanunga naasamaa poganum".....

don panic..... idhudhaan ippa tv newsla odittu irukum.... and dese ppl r cald "baadhikka pattavargal"... but i wolud like 2 cal dem "fools of india"....

EANDA INDHA KOLAVERI....

solren....

idhulaam pesunadhu vera yaarum illa... thangatha kannla kaati eamaathinaanga.. vairatha vaayila vechu eamaathinaanganu solraaangaley... andha vetti naainga dhan.....

paduthukittay onnnuku poga nanikira indha paradesingala enna panradhu...

to start off with.... dis is abt Multi Level Marketing (MLM) as it is proudly cald...
its nothin but growin a tree of ppl.... by involvn dem into this business.....

dis is wer d trick lies in....

if u hav "ppl skills"..... den dis thng is a piece of cake for u..... if not... den u'll be endin up like d bastards i've said above.....

WAT ABT D STATISTICS THEN????

f**k it..... verum numbera vechu yaarayum eda poda mudiyaadhu.... company kaaran ellarum emaatharadhilla..... edho oru sila naainga dubaiku porennu emaathinaaka..... ellarum abdiyae aagiduvaangala....

it all started back in the early 2000's.... a company cald Japan Life India(JLI) paved a new way into the MLM business by introducin wat is cald "Magnetic Beds".....
"gaandha padukkai" my dear pals....

aana 6000 ruba bedda.... 70,000 rubaiku vithadha complaint panni.... higher grade officers ellarayum arrest panninanunga...... i hope every1 knos upto dis.....

but ppl wat am tellin u rite now is "THE UNSUAL STUFF"..... the stuff dat u've never heard b4 regardin the case....
Wen the judge was listenin to the plea..... the lawyer(company's)had his exhibit A whch is nothin but "The forensic report"..

To everyone's awe... the forensic dept clearly stated: "Testin the Bed is beyond our range"... whch means...the bed is really worth the money.. and y not may be more... but sum othr organistions started sellin sum third-rated underquality bed for 6000 rubees.... dats wer the conflict began...

but the ppl/prsn who lodged the complaint clearly dunno the progress/process of MLM.....

panangalla nalla kuduchuputtu... theendhadhukapram.... "idhu pacha thanni illiya" nu ketta kadhaya.... ellarum kazhandukuttanga.... idhanaala ennachu..... companyla irundha poor middle class pploda kadha dhan naariduchu... kalyanathuku moonu naal munnadi jailku vandhu vaazhkaiye tholachitaaneynu vettula irukura ammaavoda kavala....... ore pullaya ulla pottutaangaleynu VRS vaangina appavoda kavala....ipdi pala aayiram avastha patrukaanga...

idhellam indha media kaamikaradhilla..... wat 2 do.... negative spreads easily than a positive..... so obviously the media wil opt for the negatives...

but every coin has two sides.... so rendu nyayathayum paakanum....

aana indha "muttaalunga(fools of india)" pechay mattum kettuda dheenga.....
eanna..

"NAADU ROMBA KETTU POCHU"

Who is GOD? (in modern times)

2008-03-08T03:42:00.000-08:00

Who is God?

i dunno how many of u r reading this r gonna be real atheists... but many of u ppl mite not agree widdis... am sry but i'll hav to go on wit my opinion where science and spirituality goes hand in hand...

The recent idealogy thts buzzin the scientists and researchers is the "String Theory" or the theory of everything... and i mean "everything".... cos dis theory proves to be the mother of all the theories and idealogies tht r xistin in the world of science and tech... i still dunno why they used the word string but this theory seems quite interesting...

let us have a discussion abt this theory....

This theory unravels the mystery of the similarity existing between each and every particle in the universe ... All matter present, are made of collection of "energy strings" whch r very similar by nature.....

The main distinction bet the particle arises due to the vibration of the strings whch they r made of... Let us compare this theory wit a bass violin.... the no: of strings in every volin made is the same..... but wit those combination we r able to generate innumerable tunes.... a similar case is attributed to the differentiation of the particles...

Now let us go back to some theory abt evolution.....

Looking at the evolution of the universe.... the best theory tht is taken into consideration is The big bang theory.... As we have discussed above tht all particles r made of energy strings....then it implies tht the big ball tht exploded to give rise to the universe shld be a composite ball of hell allotta similar,distributed energy strings...

Now let us get into spiritual buff....

Talkin abt the Holy pages of hinduism.... the god is described in the vedas as the prajapathi r the resource of positive energy....(as we r correlating science and spirituality let us neglect the word "positive" as it mite confuse ppl....and the wrd positive mentioned here means "good" and nothing else)... the holy maharishis conveyed tht all the matter existing in the universe r born only frm the prajapathi and tht means every1 born in the earth r equal.....to be more specific every1 has the same energy strings.....

So this means tht the god is not a person or some extra ordinary human being...... he is energy...... we know tht god is omnipresent. yeah we can agree widdis because all the energy components(ppl, places, things) we see r made from a single energy Source called god.... so every matter has god in it....

the above statement is clearly mentioned by Adhishankara (a sanyasi) in his principle "Adhvaitha"..... wherin he mentions the jeevathma (the normal ppl r the living soul) and paramathama (eternal soul) r one and the same.... meaning there is no god elsewhere....It/He/She is in YOU... God is the IDEAL within you..... no man can be ideal....since ideal is an indirect equivalent to imaginary... but the person who moves very close to being THE IDEAL r considered by us as GOD... Jesus Christ, Prophet Muhammed, Sai Baba and almost every person, whom we describe as god, with a life history, is not a god.... GOD is non living ,imaginary, eternal illusion... GOD is not a person.... its a feeling.... can u see chillness/ hotness/ taste/ love/ passion/ desire/ kindness/ friendship/ happiness/ enjoyment/ contentmennt/ fulfillment/ achievement/ peace? You can only feel these things.... so instead of searching for god elsewhere...feel the god within you... move close to the ideal....

"GOD IS NOwhere....cos.... GOD IS NOWhere...in YOU"

jaggenius

(any kind of feedback, suggestion r criticsm is appreciated....)

The Slave-turned-King

2008-02-17T04:29:00.000-08:00

hi frnds..... How many of u have an indian king as your role model r inspiration blah blah???..... i dn thnk so...
we wldve studied a lot abt kings like Akbar, Shah-Jahan, Aurangazeb, Tughlaq, and let us not forget our Muhammmed Ghazni.... but very few abt the other kings and dynasties....

yeah let us see "The slave dynasty" and its funder Qutub ud-din Aibak...

"Hardwork and intelligence alwyas pays"... the only example for the above statement is Mr.Qutub ud-din... Qutub ud-din belong to a very pooor family in turkey who was working as a slave under prof. Fakruddin abdul ajis... after his death... he was sold to some merchant whose name is still unknown...

The day came... when aibak's master was walkin along the streets of ghazni( a place) in afghanisthan..... sudddenly he heard the announcement regarding the requirement of slaves for King Muhammed ghori( the godfather of aibak).... and hence he went wit aibak to the kings fort

Even though aibak wasnt tht impressive.... his build, zeal, and intelligence impressed the sultan instantaneously.... Aibak was very dedicated and devoted watever work tht hes been given... so ultimately he was in the godd books of the sultan.... due to the confidence in aibak the sultan appointed him as the chief for the army....

Then it was Aibak's time..... some noted historians said that they wer in search of words to describe the way aibak fought against prithviraj chauhan and jeyachandran...SO for aibak promotion was a cakewalk......
This created "stomach burnings" in the other chiefs.... which was obvious i suppose....

This continued and at one stage Ghori was so desperate in appointing Aibak as his represenatative in Delhi... and he did.....

and now we have Mr. Qutub ud-din Aibak as the delhi sultan.... but he never got contented and kept on expanding his territory...he was the first person to establish a stable islam dynasty in india....

" Sultan Qutub ud-din Aibak was a very enthusisatic , true warrior. he was an expert in wrestling and other warfares. He led a helping hand to all the needy and the pooorand at the same time he didnt forget to punish the smugglers and petty theives in and around his territory....Needless to say the people were totally happy in the kingdom" praises a noted historian....

But some of the great people live for a short time.... after four years from the day wen aibak sat on the throne... the founder of the slave dynasty died accidentally during a polo practice... so since his reign was very short his mentality and ideas were very clear and he is far more better example for hardwork and confidence than wat we study today....

The Stupidity of science and ppl

2008-02-16T06:14:00.000-08:00

We are aware of the fact that in olden days around 18th r 19th century the science society encouraged and criticised a lot of scientists.... but the criticism wat i thnk is really very partial and idiotic.....

Let us take the papers on the periodic table for an instance.....
John Alexander Reina Newlands... he proposed "The Law Of Octaves".... according to Newlands every eighth element in the periodic table resembled the first, wen arranged in the order of increasin atomic number, as in the octaves of music.... but wen newlands first proposed this idea and compared it with octaves all he got in reply was criticism and insult.... he was openly insulted because of his musical knowledge..... and he was also partly accused for humiliating the researches in science....

let us look at another scenario..... "The Plum Pudding model"..... JJ Thompson was a genius at that time.... but the mathematical model tht he proposed was compared to the british treat "plum pudding" and hence the name......so isnt this nt an insult to science and research???..... how come the respected and revered members allow this name to be in convention...???

Newland's law of ocatves was later indirectly proved by Dmitri Mendeleev...even though he didnt get any theoretical or mathematical(if any) excerpts from Newland's theory... Also Newland was the first person to leave the periodic table incomplete and said tht new elements will occupy the left out positions.....which was again prone to criticism.... Newland was the first person to barely giv the prediction of an element in accordance wit his law of octaves....YEAH!!!... Newland was the first person to predict the existence of Germanium.... and it did exist... even though mendeleevs table had sum discrupancies(sry if i spelt it rong) it was well appreciated tht time... so shldve been the law of ocatves...

Let us luk at the second case.... the plum pudding model is no way nearer to the original model of the atom which we study rite now...after it was proposed in 1904... ernst rutherford disapproved it completely within the next five years...jus because thompson proposed the idea wit mathematical proof.... we are forced to study his ideas to xpress our gratitude for his contribution to his research in science..but we neglected newland's law since it was more "laymanly"....

so the final say is.... never misjudge anyone's ideas and dont humiliate them.... their ideas mite be the basis for many more inventions and discoveries.....
hail NEWLAND

(correct me if sumthing is rong in my post)

THE GAY INDIAN SULTAN

2008-02-13T04:21:00.000-08:00

the ppl of india always give a "yuckie" look towards gay couples..... but surprisingly an indian king belongin to the mity "khilji" dynasty or most popularly called as slave dynasty was a GAY....... his name is Mubarak Khilji...

"The sultan did nothing xcept drinking and having sensual pleasures in his reign"....
"praises" jiah-ud-din barani....a noted historian.... Okay back to the topic....
It all started after the appointment of mallik kusru...who initiallly joined as a slave... but later got promoted to chief minister of the kingdom...(mannn!!!! i wonder if i get such a promo)

"shah-in-shah" had an instant flow of lust in his heart after seeing the young hindu.....who,btw,later converted to islam.... and the reason is quite obvious....Despite all the comments and the criticism..... mubarak khilji never changed his opinion regardin this issue... Hence most of the ministers and officers felt disgusted to enter the courtroom...xcept one man!!....

Khaji jiya-ud-din..... a welll known scholar and also the tutor of "the sultan"....tried to xlain the situ abt the degrading discipline of the courtroom....
since it was only a place for xplicit singers and most of al prostitutes....wen mubarak was on the verge of realisation... the "goddess of lust" once again played her game....kusrukhan(mallik kusru) entered the discusiion hall dressed like a beautiful woman....and ended the discussion passively..... the king lost his mind in the rosy lips of kusru and askd khaji to leave the hall immediately.... not knowin abt the plans of kusru......

Kusru appointed few men to kill khaji..... Like in the traditinal indian films... khaji shouted and sultan heard.... due to this momentary distraction the sultan sensed sumthin strange is happenin then.... but the very brilliant kusru immediately
took the knife out.... and pierced it thru the abdomen of mubarak khilji....
after a few days.... sum responsible courtmen.... utilised the chance and killed kusrukhan

so deres nothin rong in being "gay".... but over involvement in pleasurable activities deifnitely leads to disastrous endings

1.Is muhammed ghazni an inspiration for hardwork???

2008-02-13T03:39:00.000-08:00

We know people always insist the name of muhammed ghazni as an inspiration to make ppl wrk hard 2 achieve their dream.... but the real fact is ghazni never lost in any of his so cald raids in india... all he got was wealth..wealth and more wealth...
no doubt that ghazni targeted india..... cos he thot it wld be a piece of cake for him....india was like a treasure pot guarded by unqualified, immature dwarfs in the name of kings....

keiber canal....paved way to one of the most finest "looters" of the world ,wherein, he defeated the "indian king"(as defined earlier) named jayapal and then began the legal smuggling.....After getting addicted to the richness if india..... it has become a tradition for ghazni and his team to invade india every now and then..... India was like a re-charge point for them..... and no wonder the highly famous "somnath temple" incident is the best example to xplain ghazni's attitude and mentality..

for those who duno abt this... here is the story... somnath temple is one of the most "precious" temple in Hindusthan....and "precious" implies abundance in everything..so the reason that grabbbed ghazni's attention is quite obvious i suppose.... he thot this wld be cakewalk.... but it was not!!..... if u r a suspense lover.....u'lll luv it.... the anti-ghazini force tht was striking tht time was..."NORMAL PPL"..it included unarmed devotees and pujaris..... but for the "shah-in-shah" nothin mattered... and guess wat happened..... a preview show of "jallianwalla bagh-only wit knives and swords".... The ppl were slaughtered inhumanely and almost around 6 ton of gold was taken way by the "baadshah" himself...(i still wonder how they were carrying it???).....

so now kids..... you hav gotta reason... wenever any1 quotes ghazini as an example.... snob them wit the facts tht is told here.....